Retail Rant

"The stylist boyfriend"
He's there like he knows how to shop, dress and put together your whole outfit, but buddy, 'you need to find a new occupation!' Leave your gf alone while she's in the fitting room, if the clothes make her happy then that is all that matters. And ladies, buy your own things, cause chances are, if he's buying it, then you probably won't be agreeing on what it is.

"You gonna buy that?"
1)Wearing a huge boho hat while walking around crazily typing on your iPhone does not count as being ultra chic.




2)Wrapping a scarf around your neck as you sit waiting for your friend to try on clothes is not going to get you fashion points; 




only stares of confusion.








3)And please for the love of fashion, and I repeat,PLEASE-- don't wear sunglasses while shopping! It's bad enough the tag is hanging from the bridge of your nose, much less do we wanna see 10 high school girls in the same style parading around the sale section?




...I think not!



everyday rants, all retail workers 

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